I got my first pair of glasses when I was six. I vividly remember walking back into my second-grade classroom after going to the eye doctor to pick them up. TheChild, being much more advanced than her old man, has picked up her first set at the ripe old age of not-quite-four.
(I really need to work on my “digital darkroom” workflow. Any pointers for color-ignorant n00bs, O’ Great LazyWeb?)