your word for the day

nomasmute (no-mas-mute): When some out-of-the-ordinary event – road construction, vehicle accident, car trouble, alien invasion – causes your morning drive into work to go so slowly that you consider quitting your job and moving to someplace without traffic, preferably without paved roads. Usage: “Hey, Bob, we missed you at the morning staff meeting.” “Yeah, I got in about an hour behind schedule – had a real nomasmute this morning!”