i have nightmares like this

Six Weeks Stuck In Comcast Limbo

Like most Internet-dependent customers whose high-speed connection goes down, Apoorva Gandhi figured his service provider, Comcast, would have it up and running again soon after an interruption in March.

Annoying as they are, occasional server crashes are a fact of life online and Gandhi knew that. But six weeks later, he was still waiting for Comcast to fix his connection.

That ain’t “Limbo”, kids – that’s at least an outer ring of Hell.