i have an evil wife

TheChild is working on expanding her vocabulary. For the past couple of weeks, we’ve been working on animal sounds – “what does a cow say?”, that sort of thing. (This all got started when D. visited and taught her that dogs say “woof”.) Tonight, TheEvilWife has taught her “what does daddy say?” The answer? ‘Geek’.

It’s pure evil, and I sleep next to it every night. Pity me.