New Get Your War On out, and it should please the people who remember what the endoplasmic reticulum are (all 6 of you):
What are stem cells? Two months ago I had never heard of them, but now politicians can't shut up about them. Stem cells? That's like, the most scientific thing a candidate has ever mentioned.
Why can’t we have a national debate about something scientific I like? Endoplasmic reticulum in the mother-fuckin’ house!!!