verbing weirds language

Dan Savage is undertaking a noble, noble project: finding a perverse sex act to attach the label 'santorum' to. You remember Rick Santorum (R-CroMag), right? That Senator that thinks you shouldn't have any privacy in your bedroom? (Or contraceptives, for that matter...)

Anyway, Dan has some contenders, and now he's looking for votes. My personal favorite is the 'lube and fecal matter froth', but all of them are pretty good. Vote eraly, vote often.