best health news ever - pass me another

Hey, it's not just those wine-swillers that get to feel smug about their vices being good for them -- now it turns out that moderate beer consumption cuts the risk of heart attack.

About the only way I can see this turning out to be a bad thing is if a follow-up study shows that the only effective beers are the major American commercial varieties. Choosing between a heart attack and a Coors every day is not a place I want to be in...