Dinner, Chez Genehack

A dinner conversation:

Me, to $CHILD[1] (who is screwing around and not eating her dinner): “Hey, guess what you’re supposed to be doing?”
$CHILD[1]: “Eating my sandwich?”
Me: “THAT’S RIGHT! GUESS WHAT YOU WON!”
$CHILD[1]: “A sandwich?”
Me: “THAT’S RIGHT! EAT UP!”

My child, ladies & gentlemen, let there be no doubt: my child.