18 may 2005
Alarming poop-related mail of the day from The Wife:
I didn't know the human body could produce that shade of green. I'm calling the pediatrician.
Turns out that the purple dye in grape-flavored electrolyte replacement fluid turns green on the way through – a shocking, mid-80s-style neon green.
Aside from the shocking output of the offspring, it was a pretty pedestrian sort of day.